Friday, January 11, 2008

How 'Bout Them Apples?

Picture this.

True story.

A girl is standing in the middle of the produce section of her local grocery store.

As she has shopped at this particular store many, many times, she knows exactly where the bathroom is - on the other side of the store.

The girl has been battling off waves of nausea for the past few hours, but they have been manageable waves.

All of a sudden, in the middle of apples and oranges, a wave of nausea starts heading toward the girl. This one is not going to be staved off. Desperately, she looks around the store. She is hoping for a nice, sturdy brown bag, the type they put by the mushrooms. Or perhaps one of the grocers has recently been stocking the bananas, a firm banana box would do nicely. Her frantic search reveals none of these things.

And she is running out of time.

Her purse is a viable option, but it's new. And small. And filled with her wallet, car keys, and cell phone.

She is out of time.

She grabs the nearest bag that she can find. . . a clear plastic one that she has just filled with apples.

And uses it.

Pregnancy. It's not for wimps. Or people that like apples.

21 comments:

Melissa said...

LOL
This picture is hilarious!!
I will never look at fruit the same way again!

lifefromhere said...

ugh, so sorry you, uh, I mean that girl, was caught like that. new meaning to apple fritters though. and a good sign the hormones are working... ~luna

Mrs. B said...

OMG, that is too, too funny. I can only imagine the looks on your fellow shoppers faces!!!

alison said...

Ohhh, Katie. I'm so sorry! :) But your story made my day!

Kathy V said...

I have to say this story made me laugh out loud. especially when you were talking about all of the things in your purse and it being new. I am so sorry for you though. That must have been so embarrassing. Just out of curiosity. What did you do with the bag after that?

gracechild said...

Katie my mind is painting pictures of these scene & its just :)) hilarious. I don't think I'll ever look at a bag of apples the same way again

Laura said...

I am so sorry - but that is hilarious! :) Hope you are feeling better now!

Searching said...

Oh no! I just bought a bag of apple fritter bread- thanks lifefromhere!!!

lol, sorry that happened but you did give me a chuckle. Ah, the funny stories to tell your kiddo...

BrownEyedGirl said...

I LOLed too of course...then thought the same thing Kathy V did...what the hell did you do with the bag?! Sounds like it's time to fly and steal as many air sickness bags as you can! lol. Perhaps you could order some off the internet?!

I'm so sorry that happened. It's not the first I've read about a woman considering her purse...the other one, though not only considered it, but used it too! lol.

I don't think I'll ever look at apples the same again! :)

Hugs hun!

Fertilize Me said...

OH KATIE ...... I am so sorry .i hated the grocery for hte first 10 weeks - all that food smell made me very Ill - it still turns my stomach

Maria said...

OMG, how totally dramatic. That sounds like something straight from a movie.

I'm so sorry. I hope you're feeling a bit better.

Brianna said...

OMG, what a story! Poor thing! But, its a good thing right? Hang in there, I'm sure it will get better!

Kim said...

Oh my, how I've been there. I'm very sorry... lol.

My Reality said...

You poor thing! Did they weigh the puke or just the apples when you checked out??

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chicklet said...

Ok, I so feel for ya but OMG that made me laugh:-)

Cari said...

You poor thing! But, good for you...what else could you do???

Cari

Polka Dot said...

oh you poor thing! At least you have a sense of humor about it hah


So ... what'd the girl do with the bag of pukey apples??

Kristen said...

Now, everytime I walk by the apples, I will think of you :)

Seriously, though, I'm sorry the nausea has begun but it is a sign that things are going well so I have to wish more of it upon you. XOXO

Jen said...

Ack!!! Where do you shop? I best avoid it for a little while as I have a weak stomach, LOL! Oh well. At least you're keeping your sense of humor!

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