"Awful Tower" - Eiffel Tower (and I am impressed this even enters the vocabularly of a 3 1/2 year old)
"Eye Grows" (which rhymes with brows, just said with a G sound) - Eye Brows
"Will wants/likes/is/needs/has to" - Will is said in place of I. He is apparently of royal descent.
"Froggy" - Foggy - I love it when we head out in the morning and he tells me that it's "froggy outside, Mommy!"
"The Donald's" - McDonald's
"Albert's Store" - Albertson's (grocery store chain)
"Tinky" - Binky
"Whew Ellie" - Where is Ellie (her lovely)? And the answer better be that she is nearby, or it is TROUBLE.
"Fifford" - Clifford (the Big Red Dog)
"Peaz" - Please
"Whad u doin, Mommy?" - What are you doing, Mommy? She actually walked up to me as I was mopping the kitchen floor the other day and asked me this. I couldn't believe it.
"Luh Lu" - Love you - my favorite things she says!
"Corky" - Courtney - my friend who does childcare for us